Querkmachine

May 28

(Source: did-yuo-kno, via mishona)

I’m great at Draw Something.

I’m great at Draw Something.

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH

(Source: renegadeoutcast)

Oh god it’s way past 4am and I’m still wide awake

I normally would have gone to sleep five hours ago what is this.

Of the three most popular pages on WikiFur, only one of them isn’t about an interactive pornography game — the homepage. Goddamnit furries.

Of the three most popular pages on WikiFur, only one of them isn’t about an interactive pornography game — the homepage.

Goddamnit furries.

May 26

God… kids these days.

God… kids these days.

May 25

fuckyeahdouglasadams: What? Carry your towel the whole day with you, wherever you go.When? Every year at May 25th.Where? Of course everywhere you go!And why? May 25th is the commemoration day for Douglas Adams, the author of the world-celebrated book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, who unfortunately passed away in 2001. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. - Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

fuckyeahdouglasadams:

What?

Carry your towel the whole day with you, wherever you go.

When?

Every year at May 25th.

Where?

Of course everywhere you go!

And why?

May 25th is the commemoration day for Douglas Adams, the author of the world-celebrated book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, who unfortunately passed away in 2001.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

- Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Crap, I totally forgot! Accursed job interview/packing/travelling home :C

Crap, I totally forgot!

Accursed job interview/packing/travelling home :C

(via purdaldoo)

May 24

What happens when you need to use up the rest of your food in one day. (Taken with instagram)

What happens when you need to use up the rest of your food in one day. (Taken with instagram)